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GOD, IT’S YOUR GOOD FAULT...!

Hey Hey Peeps, it's another episode of something different. You know, every day in our daily conversation we often say slang and stuff that if expressed in English, will sound a little funny and different from what we originally intended to communicate. Questions like "how many years I carry senior you..?" Lol... Put it in English and see what you can come up with. Another is “I wan burst pure water” which in pidgin means, "I wan piss" (Ooops! a little too raw). However, putting this in English would mean "You want to burst open a sachet of pure water" but, that is not the intent of the communicator because it would have lost its originality. In Nigeria, when we are asked why we are looking this beautiful or handsome, or why are we this successful? we tend to reply something like "Na God ooooh" So, this Christmas, I thought to put this Pidgin response in English, and it will sound like this, "iT'S GOD'S gOOD FAULT … " #S...

THE SLUM DOG

...an orphan's tragedy These are the words of an orphan to her caring listener. She peeks with hope for a future she might never have...

WHAT FIGHTER IS SHE?

12:12 SPECIAL!  Hello there.. My birthday which was on the 11th of July was an eventful occasion. I did what I had't done before "sha..." You really aren't expecting me to tell you right? Owkies,, if you want to know, just hang on, I'll let you have it in a couple of shakes. But first, this intriguing nugget was put together just for you. However, some of you might have read it on my facebook page "Life Educator" or you can follow the link https://www.facebook.com/pages/Life-Educator/380290705404982?ref=hl for more articles to make you go Ooops! Anyways, I still had to make it available on this blog to my readers who haven't read this. It will doubtlessly upgrade your "emotional wisdom" (poetic license) for this special season and as you build positive expectations for 2015! Hey, stay glued to this blog and let's make our experience interactive.. This is my special "12:12" offer this season. haahhahhha.. Just in case you are...